Pineapple is a staple of many of my smoothies, drinks, and even salads. As such, I cut at least one pineapple every week, if not two. Let me tell you, there is a right and wrong way to cut a pineapple. The technique I see most people use (basically make deep cuts to the pineapple to get rid of the skin in a few short steps) is pretty wasteful. I learned the technique below from several "fruit" masters - it essentially reduces pineapple wastage, and also ensures that you get rid of all of the parts of the fruit that cause some people "itchy mouth". Also, while I didn't include it in the steps, you can slather the pineapple with a bit of salt - that tends to really get rid of the itchies. Enjoy!
So here are the steps (with accompanying pictures):
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Rinse your pineapple before you
start cutting into it. |
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| Twist off
the crown (leaves) of the pineapple - simply hold the base of the
pineapple with your non-dominant hand, and twist the crown from the base
with your dominant hand |
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| Cut off the bottom and top of the
pineapple - cut deep enough to remove the entire external skin. In
addition to cleaning the pineapple, the flat sides will provide you with
two stable bases by which to cut your pineapple |
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Set your
pineapple upright, with either base at the bottom. Start shaving the
exterior
of the pineapple - simply embed your knife at the top of the
pineapple. Cut in a way that you angle
out initially and then have your
knife go straight down the sides. Your goal is NOT to remove the little
eyes of the pineapple - it is simply to get rid of most of the green
skin. |
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| As you cut, you will have to go back and make the same cuts you did in step 4, but for the edges of the pineapple. |
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| Saw around the bottom part of the pineapple to remove the green parts you likely missed in steps 4 and 5 |
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| Lightly shave off any remaining green parts |
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| Now
for the eyes, set your knife above any two or three eyes and cut
inwards (at a diagonal). Do the same thing under the same eyes you cut
above. The top and bottom cut should allow you to pop out the eyes via
little wedges that you create via the cuts. |
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| This is what your pineapple will look like when you're done cleaning it - looks kind of artsy doesn't it? |
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| Now cut your
pineapple how you like. I make a ton of smoothies so I simply cut long
wedges of pineapple and refrigerate them in a sealed container.
Alternatively you can cut circles or wedges via strategic vertical and
horizontal cuts. |
